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Reblogged from i-am-a-fanwizard

i-am-a-fanwizard:

Harry Potter is the first fandom to span across books, movies, stand-alone side books, stand-alone movies, an interactive website, video games, and an official stage play. That’s seven horcruxes. 

You’d best be afraid. 

Harry Potter is immortal. 

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internleland:

harryistrash:

a 14 year old indian kid figured out that if the federal government changed their official font from times new roman to garamond they could save $234 million a year (source)

his name is Suvir Mirchandani

omitting identity from these things is how poc contributions and achievements end up getting erased altogether

his name is Suvir Mirchandani

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letstalkaboutdisney:

maddies-quietvoices:

thediaryofshaneanne:


reblog this for the message I dont care if Im not a demi blog, she is flawess and SMART.

Wait what did Disney do?

Demi Lovato left Disney Channel because she’s always struggled with depression and developed an eating disorder and I believe she left for rehab. Anyway, Disney Channel aired an episode of ‘Shake It Up’ where there’s a celebrity party and there’s a supermodel there and she says to the girls ‘I could just eat you up, well… if I ate’ and everyone around her laughs. Basically, taking an obvious dig at anorexia, which, on it’s own, is sick enough to joke about, let alone putting it on a kids show and after they lost one of their actress’ to the disease, as Demi says. They shouldn’t have been allowed to write such sick humour or air that episode, never mind still show it now. Disney Channel has really hit rock bottom.

letstalkaboutdisney:

maddies-quietvoices:

thediaryofshaneanne:

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reblog this for the message I dont care if Im not a demi blog, she is flawess and SMART.

Wait what did Disney do?

Demi Lovato left Disney Channel because she’s always struggled with depression and developed an eating disorder and I believe she left for rehab. Anyway, Disney Channel aired an episode of ‘Shake It Up’ where there’s a celebrity party and there’s a supermodel there and she says to the girls ‘I could just eat you up, well… if I ate’ and everyone around her laughs. Basically, taking an obvious dig at anorexia, which, on it’s own, is sick enough to joke about, let alone putting it on a kids show and after they lost one of their actress’ to the disease, as Demi says. They shouldn’t have been allowed to write such sick humour or air that episode, never mind still show it now. Disney Channel has really hit rock bottom.

(Source: biebergomezcy, via aw8k-2-t8k-1n-th3-v13w)

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oodlyenough:

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what year is this

where am i

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I’ve really got my heart set on reaching the pins, maybe even toppling one!

Reblogged from airyairyquitecontrary
airyairyquitecontrary:

unhand me
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

airyairyquitecontrary:

unhand me

lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

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holdingontoyoufordearlife:

The Bod in The Pod 8x07

I love how Brennan never fails to explain just why something is funny. 

(Source: emmsjones, via nightatthebonesmuseum)

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operation-hourglass:

merpitschelsea:

ykfglbeastwood:

siensmagique:

I’m sorry… is this an ice cream sandwich made of sugar cones in waffle form. WHERE IS THIS PARADISE AND WHY AM I NOT EATING IT?????

THIS IS HEAVENLY

OMG stop

My guess is someplace in Europe. European countries make the best candies, desserts, chocolate….

operation-hourglass:

merpitschelsea:

ykfglbeastwood:

siensmagique:

I’m sorry… is this an ice cream sandwich made of sugar cones in waffle form. WHERE IS THIS PARADISE AND WHY AM I NOT EATING IT?????

THIS IS HEAVENLY

OMG stop

My guess is someplace in Europe. European countries make the best candies, desserts, chocolate….

(Source: scorpira, via ladyherondale)

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frosidon:

chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

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Reblogged from lawebloca
ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

(via ladyherondale)

Reblogged from agrande-news
agrande-news:

@arianagrande: on set a man offered to put my name on a chair I said “thanks it’s just ari” & he wrote this #itsthethoughtthatcounts

agrande-news:

@arianagrande: on set a man offered to put my name on a chair I said “thanks it’s just ari” & he wrote this #itsthethoughtthatcounts

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